Are We There Yet?

Are We There Yet?

Staying the Course –

Limericked Relations of Summer Vacations

All summer, the children sing this short refrain,

As parents speed up in the no-passing lane:

“Are we there yet, please?”

Youngsters whine for their ease,

While Moms and Dads rub on their foreheads in pain.

The motorized waiting rooms rock with the tar,

Adults at the wheel of each family car.

With kids in the back,

A panic attack

Does enter the realm ‘ere the clans travel far.

Regarding the right of each grownup to vow,

Though little ones chirp for a bathroom and chow –

The road still may bend

To summer’s near end,

When schools may all parents a rest stop allow.

Posted for a variety of prompts:

Easy Street Prompts (“waiting room”)

Meme Express (Invitation to Simply Snickers)

One Single Impression (“allow”)

Simply Snickers (“realm,” “regard” and “right”)

Sunday Scribblings (“adult”)

Weekend Wordsmith (“quit”)

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A Snapshot Worth Remembering

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A Snapshot Worth Remembering

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Romp in Circumstance

(An American Sandwich)

Flashing lights mimic insights

of late-night, last-minute exam reviews.

Proud elders and educators beam

with wonder, hope and disbelief.

They leave their high school days behind

with a joyous toss of mortarboard.

c2009 by Linda Ann Nickerson

Posted for a variety of prompts:

American Sandwich (3 lines, 51 syllables)

Easy Street Prompts (“remembering because we should)

Meme Express (“graduation”)

Just Jeering

Just Jeering:

What’s the view from the head of the class?

First Chair, Beware –

Limericked Peek at Class Oblique

Perhaps the pretty teacher’s pet,

Too petulant, yet never threat –

She led the class,

Jumped to surpass,

But was the first we might forget.

A century ago, she might

Have pleased instructors with delight,

But now it seems,

The stuff of dreams

Are young smart alecks impolite.

Posted for a variety of prompts:

Easy Street Prompts (““teacher’s pet”)

Friday Flash-55 (55 words)

Friday Funnies (humor)

Meme Express (Friday Freedom)

Simply Snickers (“jeer,” “jump” and “just”)

Weekend Wordsmith (“century)

Love poetry? Check out Simply Snickers, a brand-new weekly poetry prompt. Try your hand with weekly prompts! Or, look into The Meme Express for daily blogging prompts.

Click here to visit Linda Ann Nickerson’s poetry and humor blog, Nickers and Ink.

Throughout 2009, please join us at The Heart of a Ready Writer, a Bible reading and devotional blog, as we read through the entire Bible in chronological order.

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Paper Tales

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Paper Tales

Write a piece of flash fiction in just three American Sentences.

Allen Ginsberg’s American Sentence has seventeen syllables.

Your task is to use as few words as possible to fill the sandwich.

Essays and Stressays

Junior highers everywhere

face the end of the year

with term papers.

The rigors of research

represent the storm

before the summer calm.

Preteens’ parents wonder:

“Would home schooling

have been a simpler option?”

c2009 by Linda Ann Nickerson

Posted for a variety of prompts:

American Sandwich (3 sentences – 17 syllables)

Poetic Asides (April P.A.D. Challenge – event)

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