A Limericked Conjunction on Wardrobe Male-Function
A man who owned only one suit
Went shoeless and sockless to boot.
When put on the spot,
He’d deem himself hot,
So ladies could not help but hoot!
“Hey, Bud. Happy birthday,” they roared,
To eye the one suit he’d afford.
So all of his days,
He’d shock and amaze.
Perhaps he was out of his gourd.