Saturday, February 27, 2010

Poker Face


Poker Face



Plain Dealing

There once was a woman named Ann,
So handsome she looked like a man.
She buried an ace
With her poker face
And took home the haul as she’d planned.

Ann had no dear dreams of delight,
Nor ‘visioned herself clad in white.
She weathered the test,
Cards close to her chest,
And purchased her palace sans knight.


Posted for a variety of prompts:
Easy Street Prompts (“poker face”)
Mad Kane Humor Prompts (Limerick: “There once was a woman named Ann…”)
Sunday Scribblings (“big dreams”)


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Fast Lane


Fast Lane

Do you know any kinetic kids

Personally, I have often wondered if there is any other kind. These youngsters live in the fast lane, in perpetual motion - with no middle speed between alert and asleep.

But who would want it any other way?

My Snow Angel

My snow angel wiggles in place,
Her bottled-up vigor to trace.
But soon she will rise
To raise high her eyes
And rouse all onlookers to race.

 
Posted for a variety of prompts:
Easy Street Prompts (“in the fast lane)
Meme Express (Sunday invitation to Simply Snickers)
Simply Snickers (“raise,” “rise” and “rouse”)
Theme Thursday (“bottle”)
Weekend Wordsmith (“snow angel”)

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

By the Book


By the Book

Pulling His Own Weight
A Limericked Degree on an Old M.V.P.

A once famous player named Moe
Was sporting a new sort of glow.
He crowed at his wife
To blame for his strife
Instead of the stuff he would stow.

His dental appointments raised dread,
And so did his middle-aged spread.
Guess that’s the result
From joining the cult
Of reading and eating in bed.

Posted for a variety of prompts:
Easy Street Prompts (“reading in bed”)
Meme Express (“dental”)
Simply Snickers (“crow,” “glow” and “stow”)


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Glassy Eyed


Glassy Eyed

Sometimes biology is hysterical. Perhaps that’s not exactly so. On occasion, those who pay for biology (or don’t) may make us hysterical. OK, that’s it.

The Glasses Apostle
by Conrad von Soest
1403
Public Domain – copyright expired

Seeing Double Trouble -
A Limericked Dare on Modern Health Care

An elderly fellow named James
File too many policy claims.
Insurers cried nix
To surgical fix,
So now James just wears empty frames.


Posted for a variety of prompts:
Easy Street Prompts (“hysterical biology”)
Mad Kane Limerick Prompts (“An elderly fellow named James…”)

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Comfy Blues


Comfy Blues

Melancholy Bliss
Mystery in Rhymes for Twofold Times

Perhaps the perfect afternoons
Bear bluesy melodies, sad tunes.
We choose our hues
And lose the clues
When all we seek are blessing’s boons.

For in our mournful moments, light
May disconnect the bleakest blight.
Our saddest sighs
Oft raise our eyes
To those who may to joys invite.

Artwork:
Die Toilette
by Henri de Toulouse-Latrec
1896
Posted for a variety of prompts:
Easy Street Prompts (“perfect afternoons”)
Friday Flash-55 (55 words)
Meme Express (Sunday Invitation to Simply Snickers)
Simply Snickers (“blues,” “choose” and “hues”)

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Blasting Through


Blasting Through


Poisoned Darts and Digging for Hearts
A Rhyming Shot at the Valentine’s Plot

Chalking up hearts or just gathering gold
May dictate we dig deeper than we behold.
We shoulder our shovels and wait for the bell –
With pure paranoia, we theorize hell.

Perhaps we need power tools, plugged in to roar,
Instead of a balcony tryst to abhor.
And yet, we persist with a frenzied request
To race rocky romance and hope for the rest.

Does Cupid still grin, as he draws back his bow,
Or might the wee archer aim further below?
What ethics remain for the purest in heart
When victimized sorely by his poisoned dart?

To many, the meaning of Valentine tune:
The following day cannot dawn all too soon.


Posted for a variety of prompts:
Easy Street Prompts (“chalking hearts”)
Meme Express (Sunday Invitation to Simply Snickers)
Saturday Scribes (“paranoia,” “theory,” “shovel” “power tools”)
Simply Snickers (“request,” “rest/wrest” “rocky”)
Sunday Scribblings (“ethics” or “ethical”)
Theme Thursday (“bell”)
Weekend Wordsmith (“balcony”)


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Friday, February 12, 2010

Valentine's Day Poems and More

Valentine's Day Poems and More

To mark this hearty and heartfelt occasion, here's a roundup of Valentine's Day verse - with limericks, rhymes and more. (CTRL-click each underlined title link to read the poem/s.)

Happy 
Valentine's 
Day!

Do you love Valentine's Day or hate it? Most people have a love-hate relationship with this hearty holiday. Valentine's Day may mean romance ... or just plain meanness. To some, Valentine's Day is indeed vile.
Poem - What is it like to love a cowboy? Can a wild West heart ever be tamed? Perhaps peril is the perfect passion. It certainly was for this daring and daunting soul.
Valentine's Day is not always hearts and happiness, fun and flowers, poetry and playfulness. Valentine's Day may be an annual reminder of love gone bad, romance lost or heartbreak. Peek at this hypothetical, parenthetical and perhaps pathetical limerick.
His leather face, his steely arms, What woman could resist his charms? His mustang spirit none could tame, And now she'll only wear his name.
Poem for my beloved, on Valentine's Day and forever: "Though princes may harm me, In self-centered pride, My Loved One will arm me Around every side...."
Poem: "I bought my girl a Valentine, When she was only twelve. This one was of divine design, Not something off the shelf...."
Happy 
Valentine's 
Day!
A friend gives his daughter in marriage today. This limericked pair marks the nuptuals and celebrates fathers of brides. Who but a parent understands the wonder, wariness, mayhem and merriment of the wedding of a beloved child now grown? 
A Rhymed Retelling of a Photo Most Compelling - Old family photos can provide fascinating links to the past. You will never believe what happened to dear old Aunt Mae, who followed romance to the Wild West.
My favorite friend is tall and strong; He takes me where I don't belong. We share our secrets and our joys, With him, I need no other boys. You caught my heart You caught my hand. With a running start, On you I'll land. 
Two Valentines sit on my shelves, penned not by gremlins, nor by elves. Still, Cupid's arrow struck my heart with smiles from these two, miles apart. I wonder: Can you guess the rhyme? Who are these two of which I chime?

Happy 
Valentine's 
Day!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

A Golden Birthday Girl


A Golden Birthday Girl

Here’s a tribute to a special girl, who will celebrate her golden birthday this year … entering her teen years. Love to Lizzy-Lu – a horse-lover, friend to animals and can-do girl!

Lizzy-Lu
A Limericked Piece on a Growing-Up Niece

Until she came, I never knew
Another one like Lizzy-Lu.
This sprite refined,
One of a kind,
Is all her own, full through and through.

She tackles challenge like an ace,
While setting out a daunting pace.
Both fur and fins
Bring Lizzy grins
That set a smile on any face.

In pool or school, she makes her splash,
While secreting her candy stash.
With home of boys
And all that noise,
She faces life with her panache.

Transforming into grown-up girl,
Dear towhead tomboy with a twirl –
Take this descant
From loving aunt,
And greet what future may unfurl.

“Since my youth, O God, You have taught me,
 and to this day I declare Your marvelous deeds.”


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