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"But let all who take refuge in You be glad. Let them ever sing for joy. Spread Your protection over them, that those who love Your Name may rejoice in You." (Psalm 51:11)
This post responds to the following prompts: Easy Street (“post-modern piracy - #170”), Mad Kane (“email” and “spam”), Weekend Wordsmith (“framed”) and Writer’s Island (“faithful”).
Spam-Jam –Limericks Penned for an Unnamed Friend
My most faithful pen-pal by far,This paperwork pirate bizarre,He fills up my boxWith unwelcome shocks,If I leave my spam-guard ajar.
My gateway is framed and secure,And still, I will hear from this boor.With offers of prizeTo lure, tantalize,This cyberspace spam saboteur.
I’m putting a ban on his bulk,The letters from this ogre-hulk.He won’t sign his name,So I’m taking aim,Reporting him, so he can sulk.
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Very nice job! Thanks so much for participating in my latest poetry prompt!
yeah I got that spam jar too...any ideas how to stop it? lolgood one, that must have been hard to do with all the prompts
LOL! That was pretty clever using so many different prompts!
you know we should be very close friends by now..now that we share the most faithful pen pal :)
What a fun read!faithfully fantasizing
I am amazed you can fit so many different prmpts into an entry like that. Bravo!