Hunting Season
(Limericks and Dirty Tricks)
A fellow who had an affair
Did fancy himself debonair
Though over the hill,
He wandered until
He found his wife loaded for bear.
Though over the hill,
He wandered until
He found his wife loaded for bear.
This lecherous one did repent
Of trailing another doe’s scent.
He turned on his charms,
Confronted with arms,
Not knowing her cartridge was spent.
c2010 by Linda Ann Nickerson
Of trailing another doe’s scent.
He turned on his charms,
Confronted with arms,
Not knowing her cartridge was spent.
c2010 by Linda Ann Nickerson
Image:
Vintage
Public domain
Vintage
Public domain
Posted for a variety of prompts:
Friday Flash-55 (55 words)
Mad Kane Limericks (“A fellow who had an affair)
Monday Poetry Train (poem/s)
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