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Knock-Knock Know-How

"Knock-Knock!"

The weekend is here! Just for fun, we're taking a look at knock-knock jokes.

The secrets to knock-knock jokes are twofold: wordplay and timing. Here are a few examples of our favorites for all ages, both comical and corny, to elicit either chuckles or groans from punsters or pundits.

After all, when it comes to knock-knocks, you either love 'em, or you hate 'em, but you certainly will repeat 'em!

Knock-Knock Know-How

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Sally."
"Sally Who?"
"Sally-brate good times, come on! It's a Sally-bration!"

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Hatch."
"Hatch Who?"
"Gesundheit! Need a Kleenex?"

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Water."
"Water Who?"
"Water you doing in my house?"

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